Christmas in the Pits
Murky and Lurky

[Lurky]
Christmas trees with tinsel
I think their kinda neat
Candy canes and ginger bread
There's so much food to eat

So what do you want, Murky
tell me what would you enjoy
is there someone special
who you might like to annoy

[Murky]
All I want for Christmas is for it to go away
I've had it with those silly songs that paint the whole town gay
The Grunge Buggy is out of gas
I'm choking on good cheer
The best thing about Christmas is that it's only once a year

Christmas in the Pits
Christmas in the Pits
I wish that it would disappear
It's my favorite time of year

Christmas in the Pits
Christmas in the Pits
I'm mad
I'm so glad that it's
Christmas in the Pits

The snow so white and beau-ti-ful
Because it's Christmas time
Lets mush it up and slush it up
and spread around some grime

It seems like such a happy time
There's just so much goodwill
Lets hide the Christmas presents
Now that would be a thrill

Lurky, let's get some coal and stuff it in the stockings! [laughter]
Okay. Hey, there's a bike over there
Lets let the air out of the tires! [laughter]

Christmas in the Pits
Christmas in the Pits
Come on Murky, lets celebrate
All this stuff I really hate

Christmas in the Pits
Christmas in the Pits
I'm glad
It's too bad
It's Christmas in the Pits!

Lurky, what I really like are creepy clouds of gloom
a greasy grungy grody mess populating every room.
In dark and dreary shades of gray,
We'll deck the hall with frowns
Yes, that would really make my day
to cheer the whole world down.

I'll do it with you, Murky
I'll help make your dreams come true
So have a Merry Christmas
and a gloomy New Year too

Christmas in the Pits
Christmas in the Pits
I'll help you make it go away
Lets start right now, what do you say?

Christmas in the Pits
Christmas in the Pits
I'm mad
It's too bad
That it's Christmas in the Pits!

I'm glad
I'm so glad
That it's Christmas in the Pits!

I'm mad
I'm still glad that it's
Christmas in the Pits!

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